May 22, 2015

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Human nature practically insists that we always want what we can’t have. The Mitsubishi Triton is a great example of that.

No matter how many models are available to us from the pickup truck line here in the United States, we still cast our eyes upon those that we can’t have. Why can’t we have them? Because we aren’t allowed to.

It’s like we are hardwired from childhood so that, in the instance when were are told we’re not allowed to do or have something, we ultimately feeling like we simply must. Besides that, nobody likes being left out. As a country, the United States is left out of Mitsubishi Triton sales, despite the truck being sold in 150 other countries. Cue the pouting.

So, why can’t Mitsubishi release it’s awesome Triton truck to those of us Stateside? After all, our country is like the Motherland for pickup trucks. Be that as it may, your Mitsubishi dealer likely won’t sell a Mitsubishi Triton on this soil for quite some time. And you know who’s to blame for that?

Chickens. That’s right, chickens.